Queens Fish Bar 11:38 Fri Aug 19
Where is the most unlikely place you have had sex with another person?
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As a 16 yr old in my girlfriends mums bed ( with her mothers permission).
Disabled toilet at work.
Ladies showers at works squash court.
There must be more unlikely places the WHOer studs and studesses have done it.
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Johnson
11:40 Fri Aug 19
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Some doorway in Shoreditch
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Darlo Debs
11:40 Fri Aug 19
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Does Darlington count?
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Spandex Sidney
11:59 Fri Aug 19
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Up the arse
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Dan M
12:00 Sat Aug 20
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Behind the driving test centre in Seven Kings.
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Alfie
12:02 Sat Aug 20
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- In the airlock of the Mir space station, with Rudlenka Quimlovkova, the Russian cosmonaut and Olympic gymnast.
Our ardour had grown all mission until - after an exhilirating space walk and celebratory fag - we entangled sex organs while suspended in zero gravity like a couple of frothy seahorses, bobbing about like A couple of dirty fucking flumps in the sexy airless embrace of spacey night times.
Uncoupling at the crisis moment - My seed burst forth like a tumbling jet of collapsing wallpaper paste, suspended in the air like a mucky christmas tree garland of jism, before it alighted on her nose and the astral windows like spit'.
Extract from the sex journal of Quinten Mooche - French astronaut and raconteur , from his book 'Bumping me gums in space: sexy tales from the heavens': 1987
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bruuuno
12:02 Sat Aug 20
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Her nans kitchen floor, up the Gary
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Irish Hammer
12:02 Sat Aug 20
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The bat enclosure in Dublin Zoo.
And no, she wasn't a bat.
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fred flinstone
12:13 Sat Aug 20
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In bed with the wife
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Hammer and Pickle
12:13 Sat Aug 20
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I've fucked all things great and small of which I will not lie.
Where though is neither here nor there.
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Johnson
12:20 Sat Aug 20
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Your wife's is probably the dojo isn't it Pickle?
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Alfie
12:22 Sat Aug 20
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Not so much an unusual sex location, more of a voyuer rememberance which involved the carnal act: i once spied upon an enclave of mating hedgehogs from the confines of a thorny bush, through night vision goggles.
The lusty little buggers made a right old din as they frotted one another, emitting little chirps of ecstacy and occasional squeaks of pain as they caught their tiny organs on an errant vaginal spine.
The collective noise they made was like a load of bubble wrap popping and oinking pigs snuffling about.
Dirty little bleeders, it was something to behold
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Son of Anarchy
12:26 Sat Aug 20
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Hyde Park
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Eerie Descent
1:02 Sat Aug 20
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Probably the only place she would fit in, Frankie?
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yngwies Cat
1:08 Sat Aug 20
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Buckingham Palace, Sandhurst LONG room, twice!! Milton Keynes station, Hounslow Library, Tower Bridge, HMS Belfast..to name but a few.
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Darlo Debs
1:09 Sat Aug 20
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YC you randy little bugger:-)
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
1:18 Sat Aug 20
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Funnily enough, like my most unusual place to defecate. Not at the same time mind. A non stop train from London bridge to norwood junction. A ten minute journey. I cant have been that good, I was mopping up as I eyed forest hill station whizzing past the window
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Hermit Road
1:19 Sat Aug 20
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Eerie Descent 1:02 Sat Aug 20
First LAugh out loud I've had on here in ages.
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Son of Anarchy
1:23 Sat Aug 20
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Pisscent...
Hope we wasnt too loud as i know you were on a bench trying to sleep you fucking gypo
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Alfie
1:26 Sat Aug 20
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Not an actual tale of having sex but I once had a lurid sex dream on a put me up bed in the lanes of the bowling alley at the top of the escalators in basildon town centre, near the roof top gardens. I had become locked in and had to camp out.
I dreamed restlessly but groinally aroused of being attacked whilst naked and then being molested in the rear flanks with vigour by a rubber gloved vagrant.
outside the nightime symphony of people being glassed or pushed over violently near raquels rang out like the nocturnal music of the poor and violent, informing my unconscious slumber like a mucky soundtrack of spilt kebabs and punched out teeth glistening in the murky light cast by tony dows snack bar
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Dan M
1:28 Sat Aug 20
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Actually Hasan's just reminded me, so I'd like to change my answer. Most unusual place was on a train stopped at Lourdes Station.
Definitely has healing properties, that place.
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